Leslie Knope Quote #1422
Quote from Leslie Knope in New Slogan
Leslie Knope: Okay, so people can vote now?
Ben: Yeah, see, that's the super cool thing about this website is it does all the work for us so we can just sit back and take it easy.
Leslie Knope: No. No, we're not gonna do that. We're gonna sit forward and take it hard.
Ben: Um, what?
Leslie Knope: There's a lot of nitty-gritty left to do, Ben. We need to roll up our sleeves, we need to go door to door, we need to hand out fliers, and canvass. You know what we should do? We should have a press junket, to publicize the poll. Okay, I hope you had lunch plans, 'cause now you get to cancel them.
Ben: Well, I-I did.
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Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] Grant Larsen has offered me a chance to oversee a branch office of the national park service. This is like the parks equivalent of Bruce Springsteen pulling Courtney Cox onstage. I mean, one minute you're just a regular girl in the crowd, and the next minute you're dancing 10 feet away from freakin' Max Weinberg!
Quote from Andy
Ron Swanson: You really shouldn't have dug that out of the dumpster.
Andy: I had to. Also I had a banana on the way over here. Sorry. I get why you don't want any more to know about Duke Silver, and you don't have to worry. You secret is safe with me. To even it out, I'm gonna tell you all of my secrets.
Ron Swanson: Oh, no, that's not necessary.
Andy: I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. I didn't actually sell my last car. I just forgot where I parked it. I don't know who Al Gore is, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask. When they say 2% milk, I don't know what the other 98% is. When I was a baby, my head was so big scientists did experiments on me. I once threw beer at a swan, and then it attacked my niece Rebecca.
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Tom: Regal Meagle. My favorite realtor. You got some hot properties to show me?
Donna: You know it.
Tom: Remember my list of must-haves: Open kitchen, fireplace, exposed brick, and you know I wouldn't kick a skylight out of bed.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: I'm opening Pawnee's first authentic Sinatra style Italian restaurant, "Tom's Bistro." I'm kind of like a skinny, handsome, Indian Mario Batali, who doesn't know how to cook.