Ben Quote #269
Quote from Ben in New Slogan
Ben: Okay, I don't want to over-hype this, but presenting... Dun-da-da-dah! .. the new city of Pawnee website! Totally revamped!
Leslie Knope: You can pay parking tickets, you can apply for a business license and the best part is we're going to put up an online poll so people can pick the new town slogan!
Andy: Hey, look a panda!
Ben: Yeah, that's just some mascot thing that the designer put up on the front page. But more importantly, you can now apply for a utility tax refund... online!
Donna: Wait, the panda's name is Peebo.
April: Peebo.
Jerry: Look, you can even play ping-pong.
Tom: What?
April: I want to play!
Andy: No, me first! Me first! That's it. I'm calling it.
Leslie Knope: Guys, Ben worked really hard on this, okay? Let's look at the online polls. It's gonna be a cool way to choose our new town's slogan. [gasps] The panda holds a paddle with his tail. I want to play!
Ron Swanson: Congratulations, Ben. This is truly a fine panda game you made. Well done.
April: What else does he do?
Ben: I think if you click on the bamboo, it puts on a top hat.
All: What?
Andy: I love you, Ben!
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘New Slogan’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] Grant Larsen has offered me a chance to oversee a branch office of the national park service. This is like the parks equivalent of Bruce Springsteen pulling Courtney Cox onstage. I mean, one minute you're just a regular girl in the crowd, and the next minute you're dancing 10 feet away from freakin' Max Weinberg!
Quote from Andy
Ron Swanson: You really shouldn't have dug that out of the dumpster.
Andy: I had to. Also I had a banana on the way over here. Sorry. I get why you don't want any more to know about Duke Silver, and you don't have to worry. You secret is safe with me. To even it out, I'm gonna tell you all of my secrets.
Ron Swanson: Oh, no, that's not necessary.
Andy: I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. I didn't actually sell my last car. I just forgot where I parked it. I don't know who Al Gore is, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask. When they say 2% milk, I don't know what the other 98% is. When I was a baby, my head was so big scientists did experiments on me. I once threw beer at a swan, and then it attacked my niece Rebecca.
Quote from Tom
Tom: Regal Meagle. My favorite realtor. You got some hot properties to show me?
Donna: You know it.
Tom: Remember my list of must-haves: Open kitchen, fireplace, exposed brick, and you know I wouldn't kick a skylight out of bed.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: I'm opening Pawnee's first authentic Sinatra style Italian restaurant, "Tom's Bistro." I'm kind of like a skinny, handsome, Indian Mario Batali, who doesn't know how to cook.