April Quote #319

Quote from April in The Wall

April: Cool. Um... well, there is some good news. That Mike Patterson guy's show just aired, everyone is angry, and Jamm is introducing a secession bill at the next city council meeting.
Leslie Knope: How is any of that good news?
April: It's not. I just wanted you to have a brief moment of happiness before you got sadder. Those jerks that hate the merger are a minority. They're just shouting louder than everyone else. I'm sorry this town keeps being stupid and letting you down. It sucks.

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 ‘The Wall’ Quotes

Quote from Ron Swanson

Leslie Knope: Guys, get in here! Ron has a baby!
Andy: Oh, Ron, cool baby.
Ron Swanson: Thank you, Andrew. Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to my son, John middle name redacted Swanson. John was born some time ago, weighing multiple pounds and several ounces. Much like his father, he is a fan of silence. Please keep your voices down.

Quote from Tom

Ben: Okay, this is the really exciting part. We buy tetrachloroethylene at $1.60 a gallon, but we sell it back at 2.38 a gallon. Now I know what you're thinking. What if it's a cleaner who wants to buy glycol ethers?
Tom: Ben, stop! This is so boring! This is like listening to a TED talk by the color beige.

Quote from Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] In the time I've worked here, I've taken great pains to see as little of this building as possible. Turns out the third floor is silent, empty, and completely free of government work. I can't think of anything more beautiful to share with my son.