Leslie Knope Quote #1408
Quote from Leslie Knope in The Wall
Reporter: Leslie, it appears that most of the people that were stung were from Eagleton. How did you pull that off?
Leslie Knope: I didn't pull anything off. The Eagletonians were simply closest to the wall. Plus, one Pawneean was stung... in his mouth because he was laughing at the Eagletonians.
Trodd: How did you get your bees into the wall, and how long did it take to plan this hilarious bee prank on Eagleton?
Leslie Knope: They were not my bees, Trodd. And for the last time this was not a prank. I did not know that bees were in that wall. I mean, in fact you should treat this like a public service announcement. Everybody...should check their walls for bees.
Trodd: Nice try, prank queen. Probably bees in there.
Leslie Knope: Okay, that's all the time I have.
Trodd: What else can you do with your bees?
Reporter: Leslie, what's your next prank?
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