Councilman Jamm Quote #43
Quote from Councilman Jamm in The Wall
Leslie Knope: This spring we will be holding a massive unity concert to commemorate the merger between Pawnee and Eagleton. This three-day music and arts festival will end on a day we will call "New Founder's Day," an official beginning to our new town. A few years ago, Eagleton put up this wall along the border. Now it is time to tear down this wall. [applause] In the name of unity, I have given some former Eagletonians the first strike. Take it away, guys. This is such a great day for... [bees buzzing] Bees! Bees! Oh! Nobody panic!
Craig: Ohhh, noooo!
Man: Ah! It stung me in the eyeball!
Councilman Jamm: Oh, man, this is amazing, man. The stupid Eagletonians are totally getting the pwned by these bees. I'm gonna send this straight to tosh. [laughing] Ow, [bleep]! [bleep]!
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Leslie Knope: Guys, get in here! Ron has a baby!
Andy: Oh, Ron, cool baby.
Ron Swanson: Thank you, Andrew. Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to my son, John middle name redacted Swanson. John was born some time ago, weighing multiple pounds and several ounces. Much like his father, he is a fan of silence. Please keep your voices down.
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Ben: Okay, this is the really exciting part. We buy tetrachloroethylene at $1.60 a gallon, but we sell it back at 2.38 a gallon. Now I know what you're thinking. What if it's a cleaner who wants to buy glycol ethers?
Tom: Ben, stop! This is so boring! This is like listening to a TED talk by the color beige.
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Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] In the time I've worked here, I've taken great pains to see as little of this building as possible. Turns out the third floor is silent, empty, and completely free of government work. I can't think of anything more beautiful to share with my son.