Tom Quote #548
Ben: Nicely done, Tom. We have 15 sponsorship offers.
Mitch Savner: Make that 16. Mitch Savner.
Tom: Savner Bleaches and Chemicals!
Mitch Savner: That's it.
Tom: You guys make my favorite teeth-whitening strips, Pearlies for Girlies. It's unisex. The cartoon princess on the label says so.
Mitch Savner: I'll sponsor your concert. But I'm also looking to invest in other ventures. I have a feeling a bright guy like you has some ideas of his own.
Tom: I may have a few eggs ready to hatch in the personal idea nest.
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Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Guys, get in here! Ron has a baby!
Andy: Oh, Ron, cool baby.
Ron Swanson: Thank you, Andrew. Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to my son, John middle name redacted Swanson. John was born some time ago, weighing multiple pounds and several ounces. Much like his father, he is a fan of silence. Please keep your voices down.
Quote from Tom
Ben: Okay, this is the really exciting part. We buy tetrachloroethylene at $1.60 a gallon, but we sell it back at 2.38 a gallon. Now I know what you're thinking. What if it's a cleaner who wants to buy glycol ethers?
Tom: Ben, stop! This is so boring! This is like listening to a TED talk by the color beige.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] In the time I've worked here, I've taken great pains to see as little of this building as possible. Turns out the third floor is silent, empty, and completely free of government work. I can't think of anything more beautiful to share with my son.