Ron Swanson Quote #505
Quote from Ron Swanson in The Wall
Donna: Oh, my God, he's so cute. You're the cutest little boo-bear I've ever seen.
Craig: You are the world's most adorable baby and I love you! You are so freaking precious!
Ron Swanson: [growls]
Jerry: Look what Gayle made for the baby. It says "Property of Pawnee government." Isn't that adorable?
[Ron grabs the romper from Jerry and throws it in the trash.]
Ron Swanson: Come on, John. [exits]
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘The Wall’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Guys, get in here! Ron has a baby!
Andy: Oh, Ron, cool baby.
Ron Swanson: Thank you, Andrew. Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to my son, John middle name redacted Swanson. John was born some time ago, weighing multiple pounds and several ounces. Much like his father, he is a fan of silence. Please keep your voices down.
Quote from Tom
Ben: Okay, this is the really exciting part. We buy tetrachloroethylene at $1.60 a gallon, but we sell it back at 2.38 a gallon. Now I know what you're thinking. What if it's a cleaner who wants to buy glycol ethers?
Tom: Ben, stop! This is so boring! This is like listening to a TED talk by the color beige.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] In the time I've worked here, I've taken great pains to see as little of this building as possible. Turns out the third floor is silent, empty, and completely free of government work. I can't think of anything more beautiful to share with my son.