Tom Quote #547
Tom: This is your chance to put your names on the Pawnee unity concert, the biggest event of 2014... besides the unveiling of Tricia's new highlights. You think I wouldn't notice? You look fly as hell, girl! [laughter]
[aside to camera:]
Tom: This unity concert needs corporate sponsorship, so Ben and I are meeting with local bigwigs. I'm gonna do what I do best, lock down deals. And dork-asaurus over here is gonna handle the boring stuff.
Ben: You said you genuinely valued my business acumen. Also, I'm your boss.
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Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Guys, get in here! Ron has a baby!
Andy: Oh, Ron, cool baby.
Ron Swanson: Thank you, Andrew. Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to my son, John middle name redacted Swanson. John was born some time ago, weighing multiple pounds and several ounces. Much like his father, he is a fan of silence. Please keep your voices down.
Quote from Tom
Ben: Okay, this is the really exciting part. We buy tetrachloroethylene at $1.60 a gallon, but we sell it back at 2.38 a gallon. Now I know what you're thinking. What if it's a cleaner who wants to buy glycol ethers?
Tom: Ben, stop! This is so boring! This is like listening to a TED talk by the color beige.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] In the time I've worked here, I've taken great pains to see as little of this building as possible. Turns out the third floor is silent, empty, and completely free of government work. I can't think of anything more beautiful to share with my son.