Leslie Knope Quote #1365
Quote from Leslie Knope in Farmers Market
Ben: No, it's ridiculous to think that you could survive a nuclear blast by jumping into a refrigerator. But still, it's like-
Leslie Knope: Okay, so I found a legal precedent to shut down those vegetable smut peddlers.
Ben: What is happening?
Leslie Knope: Firewall, man. We pulled into the parking lot, and this is technically city hall property, so now we're at work. Let's do this. The Farmers Market is a community meeting place, and that pan-sexual stripper show basically negates the whole purpose. So if you're looking for a reason to kick them out, here's 158. The new Farmers Market Rule Book.
Ben: Okay, when did you make this?
Leslie Knope: I stayed up all night. I also made these: Leslie's toffee surprise. The surprise is there's toffee in the inside. You can eat those once you revoke the chard vendor's license. Good day, colleague.
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‘Farmers Market’ Quotes
Quote from Ann
Donna: I'll cede my time to Ann. I have a feeling this is gonna be good.
Ann: Okay, well, I'm not gonna talk for long, 'cause I have to pee again, 'cause I have to pee every six minutes, 'cause I have a beach ball in my stomach that's punching on my bladder.
Donna: [chuckles] That sucks.
Ann: I know. And I'm never not hungry.
Jerry: Oh, well, have some cheese.
Ann: I can't have cheese, Larry! And I can't have wine either. I can't have anything good. You know, what I can have is liquefied flaxseed. But I don't want that. You know what I want? Pork rinds. I want jelly beans. And I want a huge trash bag filled with mashed potatoes. I want to be Pac-Man, and instead of dots, I want 'em to be cinnamon buns. I want to be a giant head and a mouth, and I just want to eat rows and rows of junk food pellets, and where's my trash bag of potatoes? [groans]
Tom: Time.
Donna: Yikes.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Ben, do something.
Ben: What do you want me to do?
Leslie Knope: Well, you're the city manager. Kick them out. They're violating every single one of the Farmers Market's rules of conduct.
Ben: By "rules of conduct," do you mean that wooden sign you made that says, "Peas be kind to others"?
Leslie Knope: Yes, and "In case of fire, romaine calm," and "You won't bay leaf how nice olive our vendors are." I don't like vegetables, but I'm very good at vegetable puns.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ben: Okay, Harrison Ford movie night.
Leslie Knope: Before we do that, I was thinking more about that chard guy. I mean, it would be very easy for you to revoke their license.
Ben: Okay, Leslie, this is city business, and I'm not an emperor. I can't just kick them out for no reason.
Leslie Knope: The reason is it's vegetable porn. Porn on the cob. I'm sorry. I'm just very good at that.