Ben Quote #251
Quote from Ben in New Beginnings
Andy: You guys. You guys. Be cool.
April: What's going on?
Andy: I kind of convinced Ben to prank you guys, and it got a little out of hand. I probably should've said no to some of his ideas, but he's on his way here right now. Here he is. Just be cool.
Ben: Hey, guys. What's up? Um, oh, I just remembered. Can I show you something out to the front area? And leave your cell phones because of no reason. Just leave anything that can't get wet, actually, like you would normally. [sighs] Okay, here we go to the parking lot now.
April: Wow, this is really sad.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘New Beginnings’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Ben: Look, guys, I'm sorry about all the new rules, But, you know, I want you to like me. But I also really need you to respect me.
Andy: I respect you, little buddy. Come here. Mm, respect noogie.
Ben: Ah!
Donna: We didn't prank you 'cause we don't respect you. We did it 'cause we love you.
Andy: [sings] R-e-s-p-e-g-c
Ben: Well, that's actually not how respect is spelled.
April: Yes.
Andy: According to Urethra Franklin, that's exactly how it's spelled.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Great news, guys. I just saved your bacon.
Ron Swanson: Impossible. You don't even know where it is.
Quote from Tom
Leslie Knope: I know you were excited to get in front of the committee and rip it, but in the spirit of teamwork, I unilaterally decided to bring Stu out of retirement. So pressure's off.
Tom: What? I spent a lot of time on this.
Leslie Knope: Doin' what, putting mousse in your hair?
Tom: It's a gel-based serum. Second of all, who uses mousse still? Oh, God. Leslie. Let's put our differences aside for a second. Friend to friend, do you still use mousse?
Leslie Knope: No, I use the juicy space thing. Whatever you do.