Tom Quote #521
Councilman Jamm: All right, so, in conclusion... fluoride, chemical, tiny genitals, misinformation, panic, death, Jenny McCarthy.
Leslie Knope: Well, I don't know, councilman. That was a little dry. What do you say we have some fun, huh? Check this.
[on video:]
Kyle: Plain water? Yuck. I'm bored.
Tom: Then try this. [hip-hop music]
[Kyle transforms into a scantily-clad, male model:]
Man: What the-- What just happened?
Tom: That water contains teeth dazzler, which makes your teeth stronger and starts a party in your mouth.
[back:]
Leslie Knope: What? Fluoride's boring, guys. Boo! Welcome to T-dazzle. It's not a chemical. It's an aquatic-based social-media oral experience.
Tom: Everyone who tweets at T-dazzle in the next hour will be entered to win an exciting plain blue T-shirt. I say "T," you say "dazzle." "T."
All: Dazzle.
Tom: "T."
All: Dazzle.
Tom: "T."
All: Dazzle.
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‘Fluoride’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
April: I want to figure out your spirit dog, and I'm going to do that by learning everything there is to know about you.
Donna: All right. Game on.
April: Okay, what's your favorite color?
Donna: For cars, it's gold. For shoes, it's red. Unless it's the weekend, then reverse them.
April: Favorite music?
Donna: 1970s funk and 1770s opera and Sugar Ray, post Mark McGrath after he left for Entertainment Tonight.
April: Favorite book?
Donna: Downton Abbey.
April: That's not a--
Donna: Downton. Abbey.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Chris, I'm not teaching you anything. We're just building a crib.
Chris: No, I know you're not consciously teaching me anything. I'm trying to siphon off some of your calm, centered wisdom through metaphors.
Ron Swanson: Metaphors? I hate metaphors. That's why my favorite book is Moby Dick. No froufrou symbolism. Just a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal. That's enough for today, I think.
Quote from Donna
April: Um, describe your perfect Sunday.
Donna: Church, do the Harper's Magazine Acrostic, play my oboe in the jacuzzi while the sun sets over puget sound.
April: Favorite movies?
Donna: In order: Natural Born Killers, Remains of the Day, and Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.
April: Excellent. Thank you very much for your time. I will have your answer shortly.
[aside to camera:]
April: No idea.