Councilman Jamm Quote #32
Quote from Councilman Jamm in Fluoride
Leslie Knope: Okay, fluoride is safe, it is good for you, and almost every town in America uses it.
Councilman Jamm: Ah, all right. You got me. I don't want fluoride in the water because I'm a dentist, and I like cavities.
Leslie Knope: Yeah, that is not a valid reason.
Councilman Jamm: Pawnee's cavity problem is why a small-town dentist, like me, can afford such a boss ride.
[cut to the councilors and stenographer out in the car park in front of a luxury car in canary yellow:]
Councilman Jamm: Got an Asian girl to sit in it once.
Leslie Knope: Why did we come out here?
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Quote from Donna
April: I want to figure out your spirit dog, and I'm going to do that by learning everything there is to know about you.
Donna: All right. Game on.
April: Okay, what's your favorite color?
Donna: For cars, it's gold. For shoes, it's red. Unless it's the weekend, then reverse them.
April: Favorite music?
Donna: 1970s funk and 1770s opera and Sugar Ray, post Mark McGrath after he left for Entertainment Tonight.
April: Favorite book?
Donna: Downton Abbey.
April: That's not a--
Donna: Downton. Abbey.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Chris, I'm not teaching you anything. We're just building a crib.
Chris: No, I know you're not consciously teaching me anything. I'm trying to siphon off some of your calm, centered wisdom through metaphors.
Ron Swanson: Metaphors? I hate metaphors. That's why my favorite book is Moby Dick. No froufrou symbolism. Just a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal. That's enough for today, I think.
Quote from Donna
April: Um, describe your perfect Sunday.
Donna: Church, do the Harper's Magazine Acrostic, play my oboe in the jacuzzi while the sun sets over puget sound.
April: Favorite movies?
Donna: In order: Natural Born Killers, Remains of the Day, and Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.
April: Excellent. Thank you very much for your time. I will have your answer shortly.
[aside to camera:]
April: No idea.