Craig Quote #3
Quote from Craig in Doppelgangers
Leslie Knope: So, what's your story, new Ann? You're kind of pretty. I mean, you're not "Ann" pretty, but you have potential.
Evelyn: Thank you, but I-I don't work in this department.
Leslie Knope: Shut your kind of pretty mouth and, uh, eat a mustard cookie. Okay, so let's chit-chat, huh? Let's get to know each other and then become familiar best friends.
Craig: I don't have time for this. I'm halfway through designing a bamboo gazebo as a tribute to the founders of Motown.
Leslie Knope: That's so Craig. Oh, Craig! We have fun, don't we?
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Doppelgangers’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ann: First of all, this is Evelyn.
Leslie Knope: Oh, hello.
Ann: She is my Health Department counterpart from Eagleton.
Evelyn: There really wasn't a ton of work for me there. Eagletonians are very healthy.
Leslie Knope: Oh, well, this might be a very interesting challenge for you, because Pawnee has the very first documented case of mega-diabetes. And the only know occurrence of Lou Gehrig's other disease. We've been written about in textbooks.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] This is a historic day. At 12:01 this morning, the city of Eagleton ceased to exist and was re-absorbed back into Pawnee. Things are exactly the way they were back in 1817, except, you know, women and minorities can vote, we have indoor toilets, and we no longer burn widows for learning arithmetic.
Quote from Chris
Chris: Ben, it has been an honor watching you work today. It's been like watching Leonardo work. Da Vinci or DiCaprio. You're that good.