April Quote #279
Quote from April in Doppelgangers
Ron Swanson: Knope, what are these contracts?
Leslie Knope: It's just a little something that I drew up for all the employees of the new town. Basic boilerplate language, 50-year commitment, blah, blah, blah.
April: I'm so sorry, honey, but Tynny and I won't sign anything until we speak with our life coach.
Tom: When Eric saw this, he smashed a bunch of computers.
Ron Swanson: Why are you doing this?
Leslie Knope: What's the big deal? I'm just trying to stop time with legally-binding friendship contracts. What part of that do you not understand?
Ron Swanson: You have lost your mind.
April: I think you need a spa day, Les.
Leslie Knope: Fine! You only have to work here until I'm dead! Is that better?
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Quote from Leslie Knope
Ann: First of all, this is Evelyn.
Leslie Knope: Oh, hello.
Ann: She is my Health Department counterpart from Eagleton.
Evelyn: There really wasn't a ton of work for me there. Eagletonians are very healthy.
Leslie Knope: Oh, well, this might be a very interesting challenge for you, because Pawnee has the very first documented case of mega-diabetes. And the only know occurrence of Lou Gehrig's other disease. We've been written about in textbooks.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] This is a historic day. At 12:01 this morning, the city of Eagleton ceased to exist and was re-absorbed back into Pawnee. Things are exactly the way they were back in 1817, except, you know, women and minorities can vote, we have indoor toilets, and we no longer burn widows for learning arithmetic.
Quote from Chris
Chris: Ben, it has been an honor watching you work today. It's been like watching Leonardo work. Da Vinci or DiCaprio. You're that good.