Andy Quote #424
Quote from Andy in London (Part 1)
Lord Covington: The point is, I started this foundation in order to do something good with our money, and I've heard hundreds of charity pitches, and I honestly don't know whether they're good or bad.
Andy: If I may, ours... is great.
Lord Covington: Brilliant! I'm in.
Ben: What? Are you serious?
Lord Covington: Yeah. I like you, I like music. On one condition: I want you to stay here in London with me for no more than three months, to help me get it up and running and tell me what to do.
Ben: Oh, well, that actually may be tough. I mean, my wife is in the middle of this recall fight, and I really need to--
Lord Covington: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, I meant Andy. I want Andy to stay.
Andy: Is that a goose that just flew by the window? Oh, it's a plastic bag. Did you see that? Wait, did I interrupt? What are you guys talking about?
Lord Covington: Let's see if it was a goose.
Andy: I think it could be. Honest to God.
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Leslie Knope: Okay, guys, we are going to be sightseeing today. Andy and Ben are gonna go to their meeting, and then we're gonna go back to the hotel for lunch, and I will spend the day getting to know London's history.
Ron Swanson: History began on July 4, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake.
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Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Diane suggested we "tag along to London" for a honeymoon. I agreed, because my love for her trumps my hatred for Europe. Then she hit a phase of morning sickness that knocked her for a loop and decided to stay home, but she insisted I go and take pictures for her. All of this could have been avoided if we'd followed my plan for a honeymoon: a steak dinner, a glass of Lagavulin whiskey, then vigorous lovemaking for two hours, and we're both asleep by 8:30.
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Ron Swanson: "London at night." [laughs] That is very funny.
Shopkeeper: Can I help you, sir?
Ron Swanson: Yes. I will take this.
Shopkeeper: We don't accept American currency, sir.
Ron Swanson: Of course you do. That's the most wonderful piece of paper in the world. Accept it.
Shopkeeper: Very sorry, sir.
Ron Swanson: Fine. Enjoy the fact that your royal overlords are a frail, old woman and a tiny baby.