Leslie Knope Quote #1247
Quote from Leslie Knope in London (Part 1)
Leslie Knope: Okay, this trip is amazing, but I miss Pawnee, you know? I want to know what's happening there. One little news blast wouldn't hurt.
Perd Hapley: [online video] Welcome to The Final Word With Perd. Ms. Pinewood, there is a thing you are doing, and that thing is you are leading a recall vote against Councilwoman Knope, and you say you have new, shocking allegations about her.
Leslie Knope: What? What now?
Kathryn Pinewood: [online video] Perd, I take no pleasure in reporting this, but it must come to light. We are here, trying to make Pawnee better, and where is Leslie Knope? She's gallivanting around Europe like some kind of European.
Leslie Knope: How--how did they get that picture so...
April: Facebook.
Leslie Knope: But I just put--
April: Facebook.
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Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Okay, guys, we are going to be sightseeing today. Andy and Ben are gonna go to their meeting, and then we're gonna go back to the hotel for lunch, and I will spend the day getting to know London's history.
Ron Swanson: History began on July 4, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Diane suggested we "tag along to London" for a honeymoon. I agreed, because my love for her trumps my hatred for Europe. Then she hit a phase of morning sickness that knocked her for a loop and decided to stay home, but she insisted I go and take pictures for her. All of this could have been avoided if we'd followed my plan for a honeymoon: a steak dinner, a glass of Lagavulin whiskey, then vigorous lovemaking for two hours, and we're both asleep by 8:30.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: "London at night." [laughs] That is very funny.
Shopkeeper: Can I help you, sir?
Ron Swanson: Yes. I will take this.
Shopkeeper: We don't accept American currency, sir.
Ron Swanson: Of course you do. That's the most wonderful piece of paper in the world. Accept it.
Shopkeeper: Very sorry, sir.
Ron Swanson: Fine. Enjoy the fact that your royal overlords are a frail, old woman and a tiny baby.