April Quote #262
Quote from April in London (Part 1)
April: I have something. Remember phase 13, "Think outside of the box"?
Leslie Knope: Of course. It was an amazing phase.
Ben: Easily a top five phase.
April: Well, I thought outside of the box, and I nominated you for this big award. It's called "The International Coalition of Women in Government," and you won. There's, like, five winners, and you get a big trophy or something.
Chris: Oh, my God, this is real. I just assumed you were lying.
April: Thank you, but yeah, it's real.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘London (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Okay, guys, we are going to be sightseeing today. Andy and Ben are gonna go to their meeting, and then we're gonna go back to the hotel for lunch, and I will spend the day getting to know London's history.
Ron Swanson: History began on July 4, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Diane suggested we "tag along to London" for a honeymoon. I agreed, because my love for her trumps my hatred for Europe. Then she hit a phase of morning sickness that knocked her for a loop and decided to stay home, but she insisted I go and take pictures for her. All of this could have been avoided if we'd followed my plan for a honeymoon: a steak dinner, a glass of Lagavulin whiskey, then vigorous lovemaking for two hours, and we're both asleep by 8:30.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: "London at night." [laughs] That is very funny.
Shopkeeper: Can I help you, sir?
Ron Swanson: Yes. I will take this.
Shopkeeper: We don't accept American currency, sir.
Ron Swanson: Of course you do. That's the most wonderful piece of paper in the world. Accept it.
Shopkeeper: Very sorry, sir.
Ron Swanson: Fine. Enjoy the fact that your royal overlords are a frail, old woman and a tiny baby.