Ben Quote #209
Quote from Ben in Article Two
Ben: What's that?
Ann: Well, since I can't give her a waffle iron for breakfast day, I am making her a miniature Leslie out of breakfast food.
Ben: Good lord. Well, listen, I've been thinking. How would you feel about going in on the waffle iron together?
Ann: Seriously? That would be great, but whose holiday are we celebrating?
Ben: Well, I think I may have a plan that'll get us out of breakfast day and waffle day and all the other days without making us seem like ungrateful people who are annoyed at how amazing Leslie is.
Ann: Dude, whatever it is, I'm in.
Ben: Okay, great.
Ann: What should I do with this?
Ben: Just burn it and bury the ashes and pray it doesn't haunt you.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Article Two’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing, I'd choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I'd work all night if it meant nothing got done.
Quote from Ann
Ann: JJ's diner put an old waffle iron up for auction. It's the perfect breakfast day gift for Leslie.
Donna: "Breakfast day"?
[aside to camera:]
Ann: Leslie has anniversaries for everything. "Zoo day," first time we went to the zoo together. "Double date day," it was the first time we went on a double date. "Daniel Day-Lewis day." "Talk-like-a-pirate day." "Talk-like-a-Pittsburgh-pirate day," which why and how? This calendar was last year's calendar day present celebrating the first time she ever bought me a calendar.
Quote from Tom
Garth Blundin: Yeah, nothing warms the blood like an old whirly-bout with the old butter-gyre, eh, Leslie?
Leslie Knope: Indeed. Man, this guy's tougher than I thought.
Tom: I don't know how either of you guys are doing this. One time my refrigerator stopped working, I didn't know what to do. I just moved.