Leslie Knope Quote #1180
Quote from Leslie Knope in Partridge
Mayor Stice: But now, 20 years later, the city has finally healed from the festering wound of Ice Town. Today we put those horribly painful memories behind us as we welcome back the mayor who made all of that possible, Ben Wyatt. [laughter]
Leslie Knope: Oh, that's a typo. That's a major typo. That says "Ice Clown." I'm just realizing now that's not a typo.
Woman: Hey, aren't you his sister?
Stephanie Wyatt: I gotta get outta here. Good luck, Leslie.
Mayor Stice: Here to accept the key to the city of Partridge, because Mr. Wyatt is conveniently ill, is his wife Leslie Knope. [scattered applause]
Leslie Knope: And it's water. [laughter]
Mayor Stice: Uh oh, the key was made of ice. And much like the hopes and dreams of the people of Partridge, it melted away. Again, this would all be way more satisfying if Ben was here.
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Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Tom and April were excellent witnesses in my defense. Unfortunately, every single word out of their mouths was a lie. There's only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk.
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Tom: I don't understand. I was great. I was like Mark Z in The Social "N." My testimony was amazing for your case.
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April: Ugh, whatever. The truth is stupid. I only tell the truth when it makes me sound like I'm lying.
Tom: Yeah, lying is all I know. It's how I was able to scrape by on the streets of Bombay and make it on the Indian version of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire and get reunited with the love of my life, Latika.
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Andy: Ron, hey, let me be your lawyer. I'll object to everything anyone says, trial will go on forever, you don't have to pay. Problem solved.
Ron Swanson: That's a kind offer, Andrew, but I won't be hiring an attorney. I'll represent myself, as I do in all legal matters and livestock auctions.