Ann Quote #172
Quote from Ann in Correspondents' Lunch
Chris: Ann Perkins, I see you behind that attractive purse. You haven't returned any of my calls.
Ann: Yeah, that's because, uh, I'm mortified. I'm so sorry that I was so weird and blunt.
Chris: I am touched and honored that you would even consider me to be the father of your child. And I'm glad that you came right out and said it. I mean, if we're really considering this, then we have to start at a place of complete honesty.
Ann: You're right. And I'll start now. You are a great specimen. That's a terrible choice of words. If my baby turned out to be anything like you... I'd be lucky.
Chris: Can I have just a little bit of time to think about it?
Ann: Of course, yes. Take as much time as you want. Or just maybe, like, a couple days. 'Cause I'm getting antsy. And I'm ovulating on Thursday. So, chop-chop. But take your time. Wear loose pants!
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Correspondents' Lunch’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: I have a press conference about the Pawnee Commons in two hours. So I need to go through every email that I've ever sent, ever. I need to know what they might use against me.
Ron Swanson: You can't hack into a typewriter. That's all I have to say.
Leslie Knope: Can it, Unabomber. This is an emergency.
Quote from April
Ben: Andy, are you okay?
Andy: Oh, I'm fine. It's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm always tired. Also, I can't sleep, I'm overeating, none of my old hobbies interest me.
[aside to camera:]
April: Ever since Andy failed the police academy exam, his self-esteem has hit rock bottom. He's always sad and sweaty. He's usually happy and sweaty.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Okay, I need more jokes, people. Ben is having his first day at work, so he cannot help me. So I need you guys to pick up the slack.
Ron Swanson: I have a joke for you.
Leslie Knope: Okay.
Ron Swanson: The government in this town is excellent and uses your tax dollars efficiently. [laughs goofily]
Leslie Knope: That's not really a joke, Ron.
Ron Swanson: I disagree. I find it hilarious.