Leslie Knope Quote #1159
Quote from Leslie Knope in Correspondents' Lunch
Councilman Milton: I remember the very first Correspondents' Lunch. I rode here in a horse and buggy. [laughter] No, no, no, that wasn't a joke. I actually did. [laughter continues] That also was not a joke.
Leslie Knope: Ron, Kim told all my jokes, all of them. She must have gotten a copy of my speech. Did anybody lose their copy?
Jerry: Oh, jeez.
Leslie Knope: Go stand in the corner and think about what you've done. And no dessert!
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Correspondents' Lunch’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: I have a press conference about the Pawnee Commons in two hours. So I need to go through every email that I've ever sent, ever. I need to know what they might use against me.
Ron Swanson: You can't hack into a typewriter. That's all I have to say.
Leslie Knope: Can it, Unabomber. This is an emergency.
Quote from April
Ben: Andy, are you okay?
Andy: Oh, I'm fine. It's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm always tired. Also, I can't sleep, I'm overeating, none of my old hobbies interest me.
[aside to camera:]
April: Ever since Andy failed the police academy exam, his self-esteem has hit rock bottom. He's always sad and sweaty. He's usually happy and sweaty.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Okay, I need more jokes, people. Ben is having his first day at work, so he cannot help me. So I need you guys to pick up the slack.
Ron Swanson: I have a joke for you.
Leslie Knope: Okay.
Ron Swanson: The government in this town is excellent and uses your tax dollars efficiently. [laughs goofily]
Leslie Knope: That's not really a joke, Ron.
Ron Swanson: I disagree. I find it hilarious.