April Quote #221
Quote from April in Ann's Decision
Walter: I'm afraid this park will raise my taxes.
April: Ah, well, fear not. Between the normal Parks budget and our corporate partners--
Walter: I'm also afraid the park will be noisy. And full of spiders. And dark at nighttime. [voice breaks] I'm scared of a lot of stuff. Everything's fine. I'm fine. I'm Walter, and I'm fine.
Harris: Is this gonna be a topless park?
April: I don't think there are topless parks.
Harris: Well, let's build the first one and be heroes.
Gretel: If this is going to be a topless park, I won't sign your petition.
Harris: If she's going to the topless park, I'm not signing the topless park petition. You know, I take that back, I'm still in. What's up? I'm Harris.
Chance: Yeah, yeah. Forget whatever that Pawnee Commons is. I'm with that pervert. [chanting] Topless park. Topless park!
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ann's Decision’ Quotes
Quote from Ben
Ben: You know what? I'm gonna go with the first place. I really loved that appetizer.
Chris: Oh, the mini-calzone?
Ben: I wouldn't call it that. It was more like a savory pastry. Delicate little dough pocket filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat. Just a stunning culinary innovation.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: It was a calzone.
Chris: It was literally just a small calzone.
Quote from Tom
Ben: Okay, so I liked number one, Chris liked number two, and Ron liked number three. Tom, what about you?
Tom: Caterer number one's presentation was simple, mm, yet exhausting. Number two's was subtle and provocative, like a coy Dutch woman guarding a dark secret.
Ben: Nothing you're saying is helpful.
Tom: But number three's told a story. A story from a book I wouldn't read but I would watch the movie of.
Ben: [sighs] That's nonsense.
Quote from April
April: Hello, everyone. I'm April Ludgate from the Parks Department. And welcome to a public forum about the Pawnee Commons. As Eleanor Roosevelt once said to Betty Ford... "Hillary Clinton is great." Now, if you all would kindly look under your chairs, you will find a special surprise, a flyer with details about the project, and friendship bands that I've made for each and every one of you. So now, I guess we're Park Pals.