Ann Quote #156
Quote from Ann in Ann's Decision
Ron Swanson: I'm gonna get 12 eggs and part of a dead animal. Dealer's choice. Please and thank you.
JJ: What can I get you, Ann? I will have oatmeal and berries. And I will have catfish and grits, with pumpernickel toast.
Ron Swanson: Explain.
Ann: Well, instead of getting swept up in my boyfriends' personalities, I am dating myself and trying new things. So every time I go out to eat, I order one thing that's typical me and then something that I would never order.
Leslie Knope: Now I have two best friends, Ann and Ann. Each one more beautiful than the other.
Ann: Oh, I also have been documenting all the new things I'm trying on my blog. Check this out. I went skydiving. [screaming on video]
Ben: Which Ann is screaming like a maniac? Oatmeal Ann or catfish Ann?
Ann: I'm not sure, because I instantly blacked out from extreme terror.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ann's Decision’ Quotes
Quote from Ben
Ben: You know what? I'm gonna go with the first place. I really loved that appetizer.
Chris: Oh, the mini-calzone?
Ben: I wouldn't call it that. It was more like a savory pastry. Delicate little dough pocket filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat. Just a stunning culinary innovation.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: It was a calzone.
Chris: It was literally just a small calzone.
Quote from Tom
Ben: Okay, so I liked number one, Chris liked number two, and Ron liked number three. Tom, what about you?
Tom: Caterer number one's presentation was simple, mm, yet exhausting. Number two's was subtle and provocative, like a coy Dutch woman guarding a dark secret.
Ben: Nothing you're saying is helpful.
Tom: But number three's told a story. A story from a book I wouldn't read but I would watch the movie of.
Ben: [sighs] That's nonsense.
Quote from April
April: Hello, everyone. I'm April Ludgate from the Parks Department. And welcome to a public forum about the Pawnee Commons. As Eleanor Roosevelt once said to Betty Ford... "Hillary Clinton is great." Now, if you all would kindly look under your chairs, you will find a special surprise, a flyer with details about the project, and friendship bands that I've made for each and every one of you. So now, I guess we're Park Pals.