Leslie Knope Quote #1115
Quote from Leslie Knope in Women in Garbage
Gorkem: You here to move the fridge?
April: [gasps] Are you a ghost?
Leslie Knope: Yes, we are.
Gorkem: Why you think you can lift it? You are two little canaries. Those garbagemen couldn't even lift it. They are like giant bears.
Leslie Knope: Hold on. What do you mean?
Gorkem: Bears are bigger than canaries, yes? So if bears can't lift the thing.
Leslie Knope: No, I understand animal sizes. What do you mean they couldn't lift it?
Gorkem: They tried three days ago, and it does not budge. They say they're gonna come back with more guys, but they come back with canaries. Fly away, little canaries.
Leslie Knope: Those Sanitation goons set us up.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Women in Garbage’ Quotes
Quote from April
April: [aside to camera] This is Stacy Knoblauch's house. I went to high school with her, and she was super mean to me, and now I know that she dyes her hair. I knew that wench wasn't naturally blonde. Oh, my God! She has to use prescription-strength deodorant. This is the best day of my life.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Paula Horke: Government was a real boys' club back in the '70s. They smoked their cigars, they snapped my bra, wore mirrors on their shoes to look up my skirt.
Leslie Knope: Well, I am happy to report that it is now a pervert-free people's club.
Ann: Well, except for Councilman Dexhart, who's a self-described pervert.
Donna: Yeah, and didn't Milton try to kiss you?
Leslie Knope: Well, yeah, things aren't perfect.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Dewey: Bakery called this in. Needs to go on that truck right there.
Leslie Knope: Ah, easy, breezy, beautiful. That's the Covergirl slogan. I didn't mean to say that.