Leslie Knope Quote #1113
Quote from Leslie Knope in Women in Garbage
Leslie Knope: Hey, Shauna, maybe not put this part on the record. You know, leave the earlier part on the record, but if we can't get this fridge onto the truck then maybe not put that on the record, and then just destroy the record altogether.
Shauna Malwae-Tweep: Okay, guys, I'm gonna go ahead and decide what's on and off the record on my own. Cool?
Leslie Knope: Uh-huh.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: The whole city is watching. If I can't move that fridge onto that truck, then feminism is over in this town. [groans] I don't know why I thought sneaking up on it would work.
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Leslie Knope: Well, I am happy to report that it is now a pervert-free people's club.
Ann: Well, except for Councilman Dexhart, who's a self-described pervert.
Donna: Yeah, and didn't Milton try to kiss you?
Leslie Knope: Well, yeah, things aren't perfect.
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Dewey: Bakery called this in. Needs to go on that truck right there.
Leslie Knope: Ah, easy, breezy, beautiful. That's the Covergirl slogan. I didn't mean to say that.