Leslie Knope Quote #1107
Quote from Leslie Knope in Women in Garbage
Leslie Knope: Incoherent ramblings aside, I've done some research, and the female employment rate in government is abysmal. The number one offender: Sanitation.
Steve: All right!
Leslie Knope: No, no, no, stop celebrating. Why are there no female garbage collectors, Steve?
Steve: I don't know. We hire women for other things.
Leslie Knope: You have one woman, and she's a secretary.
Steve: And she's the best secretary we got, except for Dan. Dan's awesome. Dan.
Leslie Knope: Garbage collectors make good wages, they have good benefits, and they are the smelly glue that keeps this city together. You need to hire more women.
Dewey: Not that many women apply, plus it's a very physically demanding job. Your average woman can't handle it.
Leslie Knope: Oh, no?
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April: [aside to camera] This is Stacy Knoblauch's house. I went to high school with her, and she was super mean to me, and now I know that she dyes her hair. I knew that wench wasn't naturally blonde. Oh, my God! She has to use prescription-strength deodorant. This is the best day of my life.
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Paula Horke: Government was a real boys' club back in the '70s. They smoked their cigars, they snapped my bra, wore mirrors on their shoes to look up my skirt.
Leslie Knope: Well, I am happy to report that it is now a pervert-free people's club.
Ann: Well, except for Councilman Dexhart, who's a self-described pervert.
Donna: Yeah, and didn't Milton try to kiss you?
Leslie Knope: Well, yeah, things aren't perfect.
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Dewey: Bakery called this in. Needs to go on that truck right there.
Leslie Knope: Ah, easy, breezy, beautiful. That's the Covergirl slogan. I didn't mean to say that.