Leslie Knope Quote #1083
Quote from Leslie Knope in Ron and Diane
Ron Swanson: I have to confess, I'm very honored by this nomination.
Leslie Knope: Right?
Ron Swanson: This might be the first time I've ever wanted to attend an event.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God, I love events! I can't wait to go tonight.
Ron Swanson: Why are you going?
Leslie Knope: As your self-appointed emotional guardian, it is my duty to love and support you. Plus, you know, this is a big deal. You shouldn't be there alone.
Ron Swanson: That's correct. I'm bringing Diane. Things are going very well with us.
Leslie Knope: Even better. I am very excited to meet Diane.
Ron Swanson: You're not taking "no" for an answer, are you?
Leslie Knope: Oh, I forgot to sing you my merry Congratu-Christmas carol. [sings] Jingle bells, jingle yay, jingle good for you
Ron Swanson: Get out.
Leslie Knope: Yup.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ron and Diane’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Recently, I made a chair. When I was finished, I thought it was a good chair. I submitted it to the Indiana Fine Woodworking Association, who felt it merited consideration for an award. [chuckles] It's been a real whirlwind.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Where's Diane? I need her.
Leslie Knope: She left.
Ron Swanson: Of course. Tammy ruins everything.
Leslie Knope: No, she left because of me. She's threatened by our relationship.
Ron Swanson: [laughs] That's ridiculous. I don't think of you romantically. You're pro-government, you never stop talking, and you have blonde hair. You're my worst nightmare.
Quote from April
Ann: This is a lovely party thrown by a lovely man and his lovely family. There's no place for meanies.
April: Aw, forget it, I'm coming in. Ow! Get off me.
Ann: Wait. [laughs] You're so weak, really? [April groans] I mean, I'm barely even doing anything. Are you iron-deficient? Let me look at your palm.
April: Ow. It's because of your man strength, Man Perkins.