Donna Quote #84
Quote from Donna in Ron and Diane
Tom: In honor of Jerry Dinner, let's each say our favorite Jerry moment from the past year.
April: Yes.
Tom: Mine was the time he slipped on a cinnabon and landed in a bunch of garbage. [laughter]
April: My favorite Jerry moment was when he ate a bowl of glue. [laughter]
Andy: My favorite Jerry moment is when you switched out his potato soup with glue and he didn't know. [laughter] You're so cute when you're bullying, babe.
Donna: You know what? Ann was right. This is mean. We are going to pick up Jerry.
Tom: What? No!
Donna: It's Christmastime. Don't you want to be good people?
Tom: Not really.
April: Never.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ron and Diane’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Recently, I made a chair. When I was finished, I thought it was a good chair. I submitted it to the Indiana Fine Woodworking Association, who felt it merited consideration for an award. [chuckles] It's been a real whirlwind.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Where's Diane? I need her.
Leslie Knope: She left.
Ron Swanson: Of course. Tammy ruins everything.
Leslie Knope: No, she left because of me. She's threatened by our relationship.
Ron Swanson: [laughs] That's ridiculous. I don't think of you romantically. You're pro-government, you never stop talking, and you have blonde hair. You're my worst nightmare.
Quote from April
Ann: This is a lovely party thrown by a lovely man and his lovely family. There's no place for meanies.
April: Aw, forget it, I'm coming in. Ow! Get off me.
Ann: Wait. [laughs] You're so weak, really? [April groans] I mean, I'm barely even doing anything. Are you iron-deficient? Let me look at your palm.
April: Ow. It's because of your man strength, Man Perkins.