Chris Quote #156
Quote from Chris in Ron and Diane
Millicent: Chris, I'd like you to meet my fiance, Carl.
Chris: Well. Hi, there. How did you two meet?
Carl: Whitewater rafting.
Millicent: He was the young rafting instructor all the girls were into, and I was the young rafting instructor all the guys were into... [laughs] And then we got together.
Carl: Ah, so random, right?
Chris: What a story! I felt like my heart was whitewater rafting. [laughter] Well, I won't keep you guys. It's good to see you. Mwah. Oh, little tip, there is fat in the eggnog.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ron and Diane’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Recently, I made a chair. When I was finished, I thought it was a good chair. I submitted it to the Indiana Fine Woodworking Association, who felt it merited consideration for an award. [chuckles] It's been a real whirlwind.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Where's Diane? I need her.
Leslie Knope: She left.
Ron Swanson: Of course. Tammy ruins everything.
Leslie Knope: No, she left because of me. She's threatened by our relationship.
Ron Swanson: [laughs] That's ridiculous. I don't think of you romantically. You're pro-government, you never stop talking, and you have blonde hair. You're my worst nightmare.
Quote from April
Ann: This is a lovely party thrown by a lovely man and his lovely family. There's no place for meanies.
April: Aw, forget it, I'm coming in. Ow! Get off me.
Ann: Wait. [laughs] You're so weak, really? [April groans] I mean, I'm barely even doing anything. Are you iron-deficient? Let me look at your palm.
April: Ow. It's because of your man strength, Man Perkins.