Tom Quote #424
Quote from Tom in Ron and Diane
Tom: Why does everyone act like Jerry's the victim here? He's the one that didn't invite us to his Christmas party. [gasps] Jerry Filter!
April: Jerry Filter!
Andy: Who's Jerry Filter?
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Unsurprisingly, Jerry sends a lot of annoying emails. So a while ago, I put a filter on all our accounts. Everything from Jerry goes directly to spam. A-a-and... Here's our invitation.
April: There's three years of nice messages on here. "Congratulations on your wedding. I'm rooting for you kids. Jerry."
Tom: "Hope you have the best birthday, Tom."
Andy: I just tied my high score in Snake.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ron and Diane’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Recently, I made a chair. When I was finished, I thought it was a good chair. I submitted it to the Indiana Fine Woodworking Association, who felt it merited consideration for an award. [chuckles] It's been a real whirlwind.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Where's Diane? I need her.
Leslie Knope: She left.
Ron Swanson: Of course. Tammy ruins everything.
Leslie Knope: No, she left because of me. She's threatened by our relationship.
Ron Swanson: [laughs] That's ridiculous. I don't think of you romantically. You're pro-government, you never stop talking, and you have blonde hair. You're my worst nightmare.
Quote from April
Ann: This is a lovely party thrown by a lovely man and his lovely family. There's no place for meanies.
April: Aw, forget it, I'm coming in. Ow! Get off me.
Ann: Wait. [laughs] You're so weak, really? [April groans] I mean, I'm barely even doing anything. Are you iron-deficient? Let me look at your palm.
April: Ow. It's because of your man strength, Man Perkins.