Jerry Quote #53

Quote from Jerry in Ron and Diane

Gayle: Welcome, everybody, to another Gergich Christmas.
Jerry: Sadly, one of our three beautiful angels, Millicent, couldn't be here tonight, but our other two beauties, Miriam and Gladys, are going to help Gayle and me play a little tune. [plays piano and sings] Here we go a-caroling, among the leaves so green
Gayle: Here we come a-wandering, so fair to be seen
Miriam & Gladys:: love and joy come to you and to you glad Christmas too
All: And God bless you and send you a happy new year And God send you a happy new year. [cheers and applause]

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 ‘Ron and Diane’ Quotes

Quote from Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Recently, I made a chair. When I was finished, I thought it was a good chair. I submitted it to the Indiana Fine Woodworking Association, who felt it merited consideration for an award. [chuckles] It's been a real whirlwind.

Quote from Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson: Where's Diane? I need her.
Leslie Knope: She left.
Ron Swanson: Of course. Tammy ruins everything.
Leslie Knope: No, she left because of me. She's threatened by our relationship.
Ron Swanson: [laughs] That's ridiculous. I don't think of you romantically. You're pro-government, you never stop talking, and you have blonde hair. You're my worst nightmare.

Quote from April

Ann: This is a lovely party thrown by a lovely man and his lovely family. There's no place for meanies.
April: Aw, forget it, I'm coming in. Ow! Get off me.
Ann: Wait. [laughs] You're so weak, really? [April groans] I mean, I'm barely even doing anything. Are you iron-deficient? Let me look at your palm.
April: Ow. It's because of your man strength, Man Perkins.