Chris Quote #148
Quote from Chris in Ben's Parents
Ann: Oh. Chris? Seems like the storm has passed.
Chris: Indeed it has. I can't believe that I spent the entire party in a room being happy-sad on a night that means so much to my two best friends.
Ann: I mean, you're going through a lot. You need to purge all this stuff that's been building up.
April: This lesbian nurse is right, Chris. You can't keep it all bottled up.
Chris: Maybe you're right. Maybe all of my emotions tumbling out like this means that I can get a clean start.
Ann: Well, for that, you're gonna have to visit the bathroom first. Right?
April: No.
Chris: [laughs] Ann Perkins! You are, without a doubt, the queen of toilet humor.
Ann: That's all I ever wanted to be.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ben's Parents’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Tom: Ron in 60 seconds.
Ron Swanson: Tom. I haven't seen you tonight.
Tom: I've been working on my presentation. I just came by to congratulate Leslie, and then I'm heading back.
Ron Swanson: I admire the work ethic.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I'm always looking for new investments. Ever since I got my first job at the age of nine, I have put all my money into gold, which is currently at an all-time high. So I have a certain amount of money. I've said too much.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ben: This is amazing.
Leslie Knope: I know. I worked really hard on it. And, out of respect, I did not include any images of the only other man in the world who's as sexy as you, Joe Biden.
Ben: Yes, you did, right there.
Leslie Knope: Hmm? Oh, well, that's just a little one.
Quote from Ben
Leslie Knope: Okay, we are off to a rocky start, but we are gonna fix this.
Ben: Yes, we will. I called a cab. It's outside. I gave the driver 100 bucks to sit and wait, so whenever we're ready to go - like, maybe right now - all we have to do is walk outside.
Leslie Knope: No, I want to be here now, with you and your parents. Help me make this work.
Ben: Okay, fine. Best thing to do is distract them with innocuous talk about the stuff they care about.
Leslie Knope: Great, like what?
Ben: Well, they're white people from Minnesota, so hockey, fishing, skiing, sailing, and after a few drinks, put on a Prince album. Don't mention the Green Bay Packers or the state of Iowa. And also, I have enough frequent flyer miles to get us to Australia tonight.