Jean-Ralphio Quote #23
Quote from Jean-Ralphio in Ben's Parents
Ron Swanson: Looking forward to tomorrow.
Tom: Yes... About that. I was wondering, is there any chance we could reschedule? I just want to make sure everything is up to my world-class "standees."
Ron Swanson: I like to keep my appointments, son, and I like others to do the same.
Tom: Of course, yes. No problem, 8:00 a.m. tomorrow. I think you're gonna be very impressed with our presentation.
Ron Swanson: "Our presentation"? Who else is joining you?
Jean-Ralphio: Ricka ricka ricka ricka! [imitates DJ] Swanson.
Ron Swanson: Jean-Ralphio.
Jean-Ralphio: That's me.
Ron Swanson: I didn't realize you were a part of this.
Tom: Of course he is. He's my business partner.
Both: Shh! Clean!
Jean-Ralphio: Business partner, now and forever. Hold up! Forever 21. 21-gun salute. Salute your shorts. Kaboosh! I just free-associated all over the "mousse-tache."
Tom: That's just one of many skills he brings to this business partnership. What are those, shrimp? Ah! Okay.
Ron Swanson: Rethink that move, son.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ben's Parents’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Tom: Ron in 60 seconds.
Ron Swanson: Tom. I haven't seen you tonight.
Tom: I've been working on my presentation. I just came by to congratulate Leslie, and then I'm heading back.
Ron Swanson: I admire the work ethic.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I'm always looking for new investments. Ever since I got my first job at the age of nine, I have put all my money into gold, which is currently at an all-time high. So I have a certain amount of money. I've said too much.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ben: This is amazing.
Leslie Knope: I know. I worked really hard on it. And, out of respect, I did not include any images of the only other man in the world who's as sexy as you, Joe Biden.
Ben: Yes, you did, right there.
Leslie Knope: Hmm? Oh, well, that's just a little one.
Quote from Ben
Leslie Knope: Okay, we are off to a rocky start, but we are gonna fix this.
Ben: Yes, we will. I called a cab. It's outside. I gave the driver 100 bucks to sit and wait, so whenever we're ready to go - like, maybe right now - all we have to do is walk outside.
Leslie Knope: No, I want to be here now, with you and your parents. Help me make this work.
Ben: Okay, fine. Best thing to do is distract them with innocuous talk about the stuff they care about.
Leslie Knope: Great, like what?
Ben: Well, they're white people from Minnesota, so hockey, fishing, skiing, sailing, and after a few drinks, put on a Prince album. Don't mention the Green Bay Packers or the state of Iowa. And also, I have enough frequent flyer miles to get us to Australia tonight.