Leslie Knope Quote #1053
Quote from Leslie Knope in Ben's Parents
Marlene Knope: It's like the war of the Wyatts out there!
Leslie Knope: I mean, it's so brutal!
Marlene Knope: Oh, my God.
Leslie Knope: Were you and Dad ever like that?
Marlene Knope: Well, like any married couple, honey, your father and I fought occasionally, and sometimes he won the argument, and sometimes I won. But usually, we forgot what we were arguing about and just had sex.
Leslie Knope: La la la la la.
Marlene Knope: Anyway, the important thing is that we always ended up on the same team. And in the same bed.
Leslie Knope: [groans]
Marlene Knope: God, I miss that man.
Leslie Knope: How can you be so wise and so inappropriate at the same time?
Marlene Knope: I'm a parent.
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‘Ben's Parents’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Tom: Ron in 60 seconds.
Ron Swanson: Tom. I haven't seen you tonight.
Tom: I've been working on my presentation. I just came by to congratulate Leslie, and then I'm heading back.
Ron Swanson: I admire the work ethic.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I'm always looking for new investments. Ever since I got my first job at the age of nine, I have put all my money into gold, which is currently at an all-time high. So I have a certain amount of money. I've said too much.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ben: This is amazing.
Leslie Knope: I know. I worked really hard on it. And, out of respect, I did not include any images of the only other man in the world who's as sexy as you, Joe Biden.
Ben: Yes, you did, right there.
Leslie Knope: Hmm? Oh, well, that's just a little one.
Quote from Ben
Leslie Knope: Okay, we are off to a rocky start, but we are gonna fix this.
Ben: Yes, we will. I called a cab. It's outside. I gave the driver 100 bucks to sit and wait, so whenever we're ready to go - like, maybe right now - all we have to do is walk outside.
Leslie Knope: No, I want to be here now, with you and your parents. Help me make this work.
Ben: Okay, fine. Best thing to do is distract them with innocuous talk about the stuff they care about.
Leslie Knope: Great, like what?
Ben: Well, they're white people from Minnesota, so hockey, fishing, skiing, sailing, and after a few drinks, put on a Prince album. Don't mention the Green Bay Packers or the state of Iowa. And also, I have enough frequent flyer miles to get us to Australia tonight.