Leslie Knope Quote #1038
Quote from Leslie Knope in Halloween Surprise
Leslie Knope: Okay, we have a new item up for bid. A wonderful surprise item. An evening with sexy nurse Ann Perkins.
Ann: No.
Leslie Knope: Yes. Look at her, folks. One evening with the most beautiful woman in the world. Just dinner and dancing, nothing sexual. Unless she's into that, but no, she's not. Nothing fresh. Don't even try it. But you never know, right?
Ann: No!
Leslie Knope: No, she's not into it. Don't try anything, but, you know, give it a shot. Either way, it's for a good cause. Let's raise some money.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Halloween Surprise’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Diane Lewis: Hey.
Ron Swanson: Hey.
Diane Lewis: Am I interrupting something important?
Ron Swanson: Impossible. I work for the government.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Martha: So, three bedrooms, two baths, nice big backyard.
Leslie Knope: But no trampoline room, correct?
Martha: Correct. Like all houses in the world, there's no trampoline room.
Leslie Knope: Mm.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Ben is coming back from D.C. in ten days and we are moving into a house together. He would move into my place, but it's a scary nightmare hoarder nest. His words. And Ann's. And the official report filed by the Health Department.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] I like Diane, but I'm not sure if I'm ready for a whole family. If the kids ever wanted to come to my place, I'd have to take a whole week off work just to undo the alarms and tripwires.