Tom Quote #403

Quote from Tom in Halloween Surprise

Tom: You like that coat?
Man: Yeah. But $200? It's used.
Tom: I paid 150 for it, then added the scorpion.
Man: You can't sell clothes at a tag sale for more than they're worth.
Tom: Um, watch me.

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 ‘Halloween Surprise’ Quotes

Quote from Ron Swanson

Diane Lewis: Hey.
Ron Swanson: Hey.
Diane Lewis: Am I interrupting something important?
Ron Swanson: Impossible. I work for the government.

Quote from Leslie Knope

Martha: So, three bedrooms, two baths, nice big backyard.
Leslie Knope: But no trampoline room, correct?
Martha: Correct. Like all houses in the world, there's no trampoline room.
Leslie Knope: Mm.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Ben is coming back from D.C. in ten days and we are moving into a house together. He would move into my place, but it's a scary nightmare hoarder nest. His words. And Ann's. And the official report filed by the Health Department.

Quote from Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] I like Diane, but I'm not sure if I'm ready for a whole family. If the kids ever wanted to come to my place, I'd have to take a whole week off work just to undo the alarms and tripwires.