Donna Quote #81
Quote from Donna in Halloween Surprise
Morris: I'm just saying, you should have put "spoiler alert" on all those Death Canoe tweets. Also, not safe for work. You know, a lot of what you wrote was really profane.
Donna: That movie's 25 years old, Morris. And if you don't like how I tweet, don't follow me.
Morris: What are you doing now? I'm talking to you.
Donna: I'm live tweeting this dumb-ass conversation.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Halloween Surprise’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Diane Lewis: Hey.
Ron Swanson: Hey.
Diane Lewis: Am I interrupting something important?
Ron Swanson: Impossible. I work for the government.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Martha: So, three bedrooms, two baths, nice big backyard.
Leslie Knope: But no trampoline room, correct?
Martha: Correct. Like all houses in the world, there's no trampoline room.
Leslie Knope: Mm.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Ben is coming back from D.C. in ten days and we are moving into a house together. He would move into my place, but it's a scary nightmare hoarder nest. His words. And Ann's. And the official report filed by the Health Department.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] I like Diane, but I'm not sure if I'm ready for a whole family. If the kids ever wanted to come to my place, I'd have to take a whole week off work just to undo the alarms and tripwires.