Donna Quote #71
Tom: There's no vans within 50 miles, and, for some reason, no one wants to lend me $10,000.
Ron Swanson: Even if we had the dough, that bunco artist would just demand more, trust me. [Bill honks horn]
Tom: Don't move. Let's just stay here. For like an hour, and not let him out.
Donna: This isn't right. Our girl's worked hard. We're so close. [crashing sound] I know he didn't just hit my baby!
Bill Butler: Hey! What the hell, guys? Move!
Donna: All right. Y'all got your seat belts on? [revs engine] Oh! [tires screech] Did you see that? That son of a bitch just rear-ended me.
Tom: Am I dead?
Bill Butler: What the hell?
Donna: Exactly, Bill. What the hell? You just rear-ended me.
Bill Butler: That is not what happened.
Donna: But I got witnesses.
Tom: Yeah. It went down exactly the way my girl said it did, you mean, bald man.
Bill Butler: Hey, what about you, Mr. "A man's word is sacred"?
Ron Swanson: Well, it is, but you're an ass[bleep].
Donna: So we can settle this now. I will accept payment in van rentals.
Bill Butler: Gah!
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