Tom Quote #381
Donna: If you let Newport have the vans, they just sit there in a lot. If you let us have the vans, they drive around town all day. Free publicity. Everyone will see your logo. Which is you all pressed up on some chick with huge cans.
Bill Butler: Yeah. It was a hell of a day. People need to know about it. And I don't need free publicity. I can just pay for it. With my $10,000.
Tom: Look, I ain't gonna try to play a player. You're trying to get beaucoup bucks just like the rest of us. So how about this? I have a business idea for a gourmet alcoholic yogurt. I call it... Yogurt platinum. I'll let you in on the ground floor. And let me tell you, it's going to be worth way more than 10 grand.
Bill Butler: Yeah, but now that I know your bad idea, I can start the company myself. With my $10,000.
Tom: No, you can't do that! Ron!
Ron Swanson: Tom, Donna, could you please give us a moment? I'd like to talk to Bill, man to man.
Tom: He's gonna steal yogurt platinum.
Bill Butler: No, I'm not.
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