Tom Quote #374
April: Can you just leave me alone?
Tom: Why so glum, sugar plum?
April: Um, I don't know. Maybe because I worked so hard on that dumb pet adoption and I failed. That's why it's stupid to work hard.
Tom: Let me show you something. Because you worked hard, this little terribly-dressed girl has a puppy. And this little puppy has a home. If Leslie's taught me anything, it's that yes, 98% of the time, this job is frustrating and you hit brick walls. But the other 2%, it's stuff like this kid. And that puppy. What... what is that photo? That must come preloaded in there or something.
April: Oh, my God.
Tom: See you at work tomorrow?
April: Fine.
Tom: Bye, pups! Bye, little piggies!
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[aside to camera:]
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