Leslie Knope Quote #930
Quote from Leslie Knope in Lucky
Buddy Wood: Hey, you're blocking my driveway. [knocks on glass] Leslie Knope? What are you doing?
Leslie Knope: Hi, um... Mr. Wood, I'm so sorry. We--oh, my God, I can't see. It's so bright out here. We drove here to ask you-- No, to beg you to please destroy that tape.
Buddy Wood: Yeah, I got your 50 messages.
Ben: Leslie was just out with her friends blowing off some steam.
Buddy Wood: What?
Leslie Knope: Please. Please. Please, please, please. That's five pleases.
Buddy Wood: As much as I enjoy the groveling, I can't destroy the tape because I don't have it, because your sad, tiny backwater airport lost my bags.
Leslie Knope: Oh, really?
Buddy Wood: You'd think a commuter airport could handle the luggage of 11 people at once, but apparently not. Completely ruined a great story. Thank God for that mitten factory tragedy.
Ben: Yeah.
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Quote from Jerry
Donna: Jerry. Jerry! Maybe you should wrap it up. It's 4:00 in the morning.
Jerry: Is it really? [laughing] Oh, my gosh. Wow. Well, that flew by, huh? I will just take these down to the post office and, uh, put the, uh... Oh, jeez. Oh, no. I put the handout flyers in the mailing envelopes, and I was supposed to put these flyers in the envelopes.
Donna: Oh... My God.
Jerry: Well, you know, it's like I always say. It ain't government work if you don't have to do it twice. Here we go! [whistles]
Donna: I'll make some coffee.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Mmm. This was such a good idea. Should we get another round?
Ann: Um... I think we should get a more basic, no-nonsense beverage.
Tom: [laughs] Uh... maybe we should all just drink sensible portions of milk.
Leslie Knope: I mean, I love him. It's just... This campaign has turned fun, dorky Ben into grumpy, stress-ball Ben. It's like dealing with a strict mother who I am confusingly attracted to. Ben is like a MILF.
Quote from Jerry
[As Jerry keeps licking envelopes:]
Jerry: I'm gonna keep plugging away for a bit.
Donna: You don't mind this work, do you?
Jerry: Uh-uh. I like it. It makes sense to me.