Chris Quote #120
April: Professor Linda, you have... Really nice arms. Do you work out?
Chris: I was gonna say the exact same thing. But I didn't want you to think that I was objectifying you with my male gaze. May I see?
Professor Linda Lonegan: Oh, sure.
Chris: Oh, my good gracious. You have... extraordinary caput laterale.
Professor Linda Lonegan: Thank you.
Chris: There's nothing more important than physical health.
Professor Linda Lonegan: I agree.
Ron Swanson: Kendra?
Waitress Kendra: Yes?
Ron Swanson: You know what? I am gonna have that third steak after all. Go ahead and put that order in now, please, and thank you.
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Quote from Jerry
Donna: Jerry. Jerry! Maybe you should wrap it up. It's 4:00 in the morning.
Jerry: Is it really? [laughing] Oh, my gosh. Wow. Well, that flew by, huh? I will just take these down to the post office and, uh, put the, uh... Oh, jeez. Oh, no. I put the handout flyers in the mailing envelopes, and I was supposed to put these flyers in the envelopes.
Donna: Oh... My God.
Jerry: Well, you know, it's like I always say. It ain't government work if you don't have to do it twice. Here we go! [whistles]
Donna: I'll make some coffee.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Mmm. This was such a good idea. Should we get another round?
Ann: Um... I think we should get a more basic, no-nonsense beverage.
Tom: [laughs] Uh... maybe we should all just drink sensible portions of milk.
Leslie Knope: I mean, I love him. It's just... This campaign has turned fun, dorky Ben into grumpy, stress-ball Ben. It's like dealing with a strict mother who I am confusingly attracted to. Ben is like a MILF.
Quote from Jerry
[As Jerry keeps licking envelopes:]
Jerry: I'm gonna keep plugging away for a bit.
Donna: You don't mind this work, do you?
Jerry: Uh-uh. I like it. It makes sense to me.