Leslie Knope Quote #900
Quote from Leslie Knope in Sweet Sixteen
Leslie Knope: Well, we did everything, Ron. We got new signs. We put them in people's yards. We got Jerry for the surprise-- sinkhole emergency. And, uh, we briefly ran out of gas, and then we walked to the gas station. We got more gas, and now we're all good.
Ron Swanson: Yep, you truly are attempting to do it all.
Leslie Knope: Thank you.
Jerry: We didn't get to the drug store for my liver medication.
Leslie Knope: Well, you should've thought about that before we dragged you out of the bath, Jerry.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Sweet Sixteen’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Leslie Knope: Donna, can we use your lake house?
Donna: How did you know about that?
[aside to camera:]
Donna: My family has a lake house up in the foothills, but we keep it quiet. We're not big on hospitality. The Meagles are a cold people.
[back:]
Leslie Knope: Can we use your house?
Donna: I suppose. Bring your own towels.
Quote from Jerry
Leslie Knope: Jerry, I wanted to say I'm sorry that I screwed up your birthday party.
Jerry: Oh, that's okay.
Leslie Knope: But we all pitched in. And we are sending you and Gayle to a B&B in your favorite place in the world.
Jerry: Muncie?
Leslie Knope: Amazingly, yes. Muncie, Indiana.
Jerry: [sighs] Thank you, guys. It was really expensive.
Quote from Donna
Ann: Wow, Donna. This place is beautiful.
Donna: Yes, it is, and it will stay that way. These are the house rules. No dirty shoes in the house. Upstairs is Meagle space only. And if you listen closely, that is the bubbling of the hot tub. You do not have access to it. If you follow these rules, we won't have a problem.