Leslie Knope Quote #881
Quote from Leslie Knope in Dave Returns
Leslie Knope: Um, Ben, this, uh-- this is my-- this is Dave Sanderson.
Ben: Oh, hey. Nice to meet you.
[aside to camera:]
Dave Sanderson: Uh, yes, uh, Leslie Knope is a female person with whom I was involved. We had a romantic-- "romantical" involvement until I relocated to San Diego, which is-- that's in California, which is southwest of here by a number of miles. So we terminated our involvement at that time.
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Quote from Ron Swanson
April: That's vandalism.
Ron Swanson: I have a problem. This happens to be the studio where a local saxophone legend named Duke Silver records his albums.
April: I've heard of him. I heard he makes mature women swoon when he plays.
Ron Swanson: From what I've heard about Duke, he's kind of a private guy. He doesn't want his nosy coworkers discussing his music with him or knowing that he exists. So, if you happen to see any memorabilia laying around, kindly and discreetly discard it.
Quote from April
April: You got it, Duke.
Ron Swanson: Don't call me that.
April: I dig your groovy tunes, man. Did you hear me? I said, "I dig your groovy tunes, man."
Quote from Andy
April: Listen up, people. This is very serious. Jerry, if you're eating, you're not listening.
Andy: Thanks, babe. I don't know how many of you have heard, but there's a flesh-eating virus going around. Yeah. It's called "music," and there's only one way to get a vaccine, and that is to play it. To play the-- you get an injection--
Ron Swanson: Just say your piece, son.
Andy: I have finished writing Leslie's campaign anthem. It's called Catch Your Dream, and it's amazing. It's kind of like We Are The World, except I actually think it could have a real impact on society.