Ben Quote #102
Quote from Ben in Bowling for Votes
Leslie Knope: Hey, Derek. What a defeat, man. I mean, I did not expect to win by that much. But I warned you, I am a good bowler.
Derek: Whatever.
Leslie Knope: All joking aside, I wanna say that I actually had fun. And I'm really looking forward to your vote in the spring.
Derek: Yeah, I'll just write in "bitch."
Ben: I'm sorry, what did you just say?
Leslie Knope: Just ignore him. He's being a jerk.
Derek: I said she's a bitch.
[Ben punches Derek in the face]
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God.
Derek: What the hell?
Ben: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Leslie Knope: That was awesome.
Ben: I'm so sorry.
Leslie Knope: Oh, look. Here's that photo op you wanted.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Bowling for Votes’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Hey, Ron. Thanks for coming, man.
Ron Swanson: Of course. This bowling alley has my favorite restaurant in Pawnee.
[cut away to Ron looking contended in front of a restaurant menu which lists only Hot Dogs and Hamburgers for $1 and $1.35]
Ann: Really? You're not scared to eat here?
Ron Swanson: When I eat, it is the food that is scared.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.
Quote from April
April: [on the phone] Hello, is this Mrs. Gallivan? Well, my name is April, and wouldn't you know it, I'm raising money for a city council candidate I believe in. [cut] No, mira, mira, mira, mira, mira. It's, like, whatever you want. Like, $10. It don't matter. [cut; in Southern accent:] Well, I reckon it's just like grammy Martha told me and my cousins, "You can't eat the biscuits if you don't pay for the flour." [laughs, mouths words]