Tom Quote #342
Quote from Tom in Bowling for Votes
Tom: Hey, Ron. Were you trying to get a seven? Because if you were, you did a great job.
Ron Swanson: I am very angry right now.
Tom: [whines]
Ann: What?
Tom: [cries] My finger was in there. Ron crushed my finger. I think it might be broken.
Ann: Are you a female bird?
Ron Swanson: It was an accident.
Tom: Oh, my God, it's already swollen.
Ron Swanson: Tom, my God, do you have any pride at all?
Tom: You did this on purpose. You're jealous of my gift.
Ann: Okay, come on, Tweety Bird, let's get you some ice.
Tom: It hurts.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Bowling for Votes’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Hey, Ron. Thanks for coming, man.
Ron Swanson: Of course. This bowling alley has my favorite restaurant in Pawnee.
[cut away to Ron looking contended in front of a restaurant menu which lists only Hot Dogs and Hamburgers for $1 and $1.35]
Ann: Really? You're not scared to eat here?
Ron Swanson: When I eat, it is the food that is scared.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.
Quote from April
April: [on the phone] Hello, is this Mrs. Gallivan? Well, my name is April, and wouldn't you know it, I'm raising money for a city council candidate I believe in. [cut] No, mira, mira, mira, mira, mira. It's, like, whatever you want. Like, $10. It don't matter. [cut; in Southern accent:] Well, I reckon it's just like grammy Martha told me and my cousins, "You can't eat the biscuits if you don't pay for the flour." [laughs, mouths words]