Leslie Knope Quote #840
Quote from Leslie Knope in Campaign Ad
Bobby Newport: [on video] Hey, I'm Bobby Newport. I'm a regular guy. I like dogs. I'm here with my persian greyhound Raclette, who was given to me by my buddy, the pretender to the crown of Alsace-Lorraine. Vote Bobby Newport for city council.
Leslie Knope: Hey, um, between you and me, I think that Donna is having a problem with going negative in the ad.
Donna: Nah-uh, I always go negative. Even if I like the guy I go negative. Keeps 'em interested.
Leslie Knope: Thanks, Donna. Well, I didn't want to tell you this, but Ann is having a hard time with it. She's kind of freaking out right now.
Ann: Oh, my God, this magic marker smells like cherries.
Ben: Hey, here's a question, do you like the idea?
Leslie Knope: [laughs] It's... Who... Do you like it?
Ben: Look, you have a vision of how your campaign should go. I am your chief strategist, so I'm sure we can work it out. Why don't you just tell me what you're thinking.
Leslie Knope: I hate negative ads, and I would never do one in a million years.
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Andy: E, h, 4, m. Potato shape. Coffee mug shape. Smudge, smudge, middle finger, smudge. The rest are all smudges.
April: Oh, my God, you drove us here.
Quote from Andy
April: Hey, Ann, are you still a nurse or did they fire you because you slept with all the doctors?
Ann: You wanna try that again?
April: Hey, Ann, are you still a nurse? Because Andy's not feeling well.
Ann: What's wrong, Andy?
Andy: Just got a headache. And I'm seeing double. And I got a song stuck in my head, and my teeth hurt. Also I'm hungry.
Ann: Okay, well, some of those things are symptoms and some of them are just being a person.
Quote from Tom
Ben: It's not a negative ad. We're stating facts about him, and, yeah, they happen to be negative because he's a bonehead.
Leslie Knope: Well, I wanted to run an ad that highlights the good things about me, not the bad things about somebody else. Tom, you are our communications director. Weigh in here.
Tom: Leslie, I love your idea. I also love your idea. Two great ideas, two great people.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: I don't know which idea's better, but I do know I'll end up on the winning side. When I bet on horses, I never lose. Why? I bet on all the horses.