Ann Quote #127
Quote from Ann in The Comeback Kid
Ann: We felt really bad about the whole dredging up your past just to be publicly humiliated thing.
Leslie Knope: So, cookies.
Ann: And balloons.
Pete: Thanks, guys. It- That's nice.
Ann: We feel so bad. Is there anything else we can do?
Pete: You could let me take you to dinner.
Leslie Knope: Yes, Ann, yes. You should do that.
Ann: Oh, I can't, though, because I'm married.
Leslie Knope: You're not married. She's not married.
Ann: [long silence] This is uncomfortable.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘The Comeback Kid’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Leslie Knope: Ron, how's the stage coming?
Ron Swanson: Well, since we had to jettison the bulk of the wood, this is the biggest I could make it.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God. Good lord, what happened to the rest of my face?
Andy: We had to "Jetsons" most of the poster too, but I kind of like it, 'cause windows are the eyes to the house.
Quote from Tom
Tom: [on the phone] Akash, buddy, of course I came to you first. You're the best carpet man in Pawnee. But here's my question. Do your carpets match your drapes? [laughs]
[aside to camera:]
Tom: How do you make any event classy on a budget? Red carpet. My entire apartment is red carpet. On top of that, leading into my bedroom, a second red carpet. Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Ron, you're constructing the stage?
Ron Swanson: Yes, ma'am.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: Leslie wanted to hire a contractor to build a stage. I don't want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.