Jerry Quote #40
Quote from Jerry in The Comeback Kid
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God. We should cancel it, right? Maybe we should cancel it?
Ann: Yeah.
Leslie Knope: Jerry, you were in charge of getting a crowd. Please tell me that you pulled a Jerry, and no one's here.
Jerry: Okay, well, first of all, I don't like it when you guys use that term. But for the record, I came through. There are almost a hundred people out there!
Leslie Knope: Oh, damn it, Jerry, you just had to do your job, didn't you?
April: Yeah, can't you do anything wrong, Jerry?
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘The Comeback Kid’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Leslie Knope: Ron, how's the stage coming?
Ron Swanson: Well, since we had to jettison the bulk of the wood, this is the biggest I could make it.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God. Good lord, what happened to the rest of my face?
Andy: We had to "Jetsons" most of the poster too, but I kind of like it, 'cause windows are the eyes to the house.
Quote from Tom
Tom: [on the phone] Akash, buddy, of course I came to you first. You're the best carpet man in Pawnee. But here's my question. Do your carpets match your drapes? [laughs]
[aside to camera:]
Tom: How do you make any event classy on a budget? Red carpet. My entire apartment is red carpet. On top of that, leading into my bedroom, a second red carpet. Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Ron, you're constructing the stage?
Ron Swanson: Yes, ma'am.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: Leslie wanted to hire a contractor to build a stage. I don't want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.