Leslie Knope Quote #823
Quote from Leslie Knope in The Comeback Kid
Leslie Knope: Are you coming to see me? Did you hear that I'm relaunching my campaign?
William Barnes: Actually, no, sorry. We weren't here to see you. We've been meeting with other potential candidates for city council.
Leslie Knope: Oh, really? So my campaign ends and just like that you find someone else and run theirs?
Elizabeth: Yes, that's our job.
Leslie Knope: I know. Good luck, but, uh, I just had a big meeting with my new advisory board, and they're brilliant and amazing. They're real killers.
Andy: Leslie, I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything.
Leslie Knope: Thank you, Andy. I'll be right in.
William Barnes: Well, uh, good luck, Leslie. Honestly.
Leslie Knope: Well, we don't need luck. We are a rocket ship. We are relaunching, and we're going to blast past your cann-- Huh, they're gone.
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Quote from Andy
Leslie Knope: Ron, how's the stage coming?
Ron Swanson: Well, since we had to jettison the bulk of the wood, this is the biggest I could make it.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God. Good lord, what happened to the rest of my face?
Andy: We had to "Jetsons" most of the poster too, but I kind of like it, 'cause windows are the eyes to the house.
Quote from Tom
Tom: [on the phone] Akash, buddy, of course I came to you first. You're the best carpet man in Pawnee. But here's my question. Do your carpets match your drapes? [laughs]
[aside to camera:]
Tom: How do you make any event classy on a budget? Red carpet. My entire apartment is red carpet. On top of that, leading into my bedroom, a second red carpet. Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Ron, you're constructing the stage?
Ron Swanson: Yes, ma'am.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: Leslie wanted to hire a contractor to build a stage. I don't want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.